Bitchy speaks (Part zwei)

So, PR has a huge gay following, why?

Because of the hot men. I’m kidding. There are none.

Read the OUTzone interview here.

Fatboy Slim

Kaynebow! You were a former fatty! There's nothing we love more than a former ugly duckling who achieves swan-dom. Although in your case, you're more of a peacock than a swan. Little secret: one of us was a former fatty too and we know what it's like to make that trip. Congratulations on clawing your way to fierceness, Girl!

Honey, just because you like colors doesn't mean you have to wear all of them at the same time.

Apparently, in Oklahoma, they put fat kids in cages or something.

Whatever suspicions we had that he might have sought out a little extra help in the looks department are...well, let's just say they're no longer suspicions. In fact, let's play a game. We'll call it "Pick out all the parts of Kayne's head that God didn't make." Ready....GO!

And kudos to Robert, who may just have uttered the gayest thing in the history of the show.

"Well good for you, you like, shed a dress size and a half!"

True, it's no "Where the HELL is my chiffon?" but you're more likely to hear Robert's bit o' queenery at your local gay coffeehouse on Sunday morning. Trust us on that one.

Bitchy Speaks.

Robert talks to Jessica Shaw about the judges' motivations, Laura's sex life, and his newfound status as a fashion heartthrob.

"Laura was fun because she could dish it out but she could also take it." SO true!

Read more here.

Take me back, Barbie! Take me back!

We know we're probably gonna hear it from some of you because he was certainly a favorite, but Robert's auf'ing was totally justified as far as we were concerned. The judges spew a lot of bullshit half the time, but their mantra of "boring...boring...boring" was exactly right in his case. He produced exactly two nice outfits (the first challenge and the dog challenge - and even they weren't all that exciting; just cute) and everything else he produced was a boring, discount department store retread.

Work it, girl!

Sorry, but that's pure Lane Bryant Clearance Rack. We can't even come up with any jokes about it, that's how boring this piece was.

Robert! Some buttons, a print, feathers - anything! You didn't even pick a nice red. That one is tomatoey, which is not only not a good association to make with a plus-sized woman, but it makes her skin look yellow. What kind of 'mo are you? For shame!

Still, he was obviously loved by his co-designers and popular with viewers. We're sorry to see him go but can't say we didn't see it coming.

And it was sweet how everyone applauded him.

The Desperate Model Shimmy!

"This dress is tacky and my designer thinks I look like a hooker and the judges have been frowning at him lately and I'm working the shit out of this thing because I don't want to be barefoot in a black slip standing next to Heidi tomorrow morning!"

"Boop Boop Be Doo!"

For the BEST in sewing tools, choose BEST.

Okay, we get that in the cutthroat world of Project Runway, you might want to label your tools when you're surrounded by backstabbing bitches in pursuit of the Saturn Sky Roadster. We get that. Really.

Still...


Robert honey, there was no need to be so flamboyant about it. We're surprised you didn't use a glitter pen. That's not even labeling, that's a signature. Hell, that's a logo. We think he likes to imagine that he has his own line of sewing tools sold at Jo-Ann's Fabrics.

AfterElton interview with the gay boys.

Robert and Kayne open up about Tim Gunn, being a gay role model, turning in Keith Michael, which contestant is the craziest, and a lot more here.

The "O" stands for "Oh shit. The sun's up."

Jackie O, Robert? Really?

This?

And this?

That is pure "walk of shame" right there.

That's Jackie hailing a cab at 7 am, still drunk, her panties in her purse and last night's makeup reduced to raccoon eyes and a fat lip. She lost the belt to her jacket some time around 4 when she was spinning it over her head standing on top of her barstool. Luckily, the submarine crew she went home with had a little extra rope laying around, so they hooked her up.

Hmmm. We kinda like that Jackie!

The Hardly Boys

"Jeepers, Joe! What is the Secret of the Old Mill, anyway?"

"That you've got the taste of a love-starved hyena?"

"Rowr. Someone had their Bitcheeos this morning."

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Judging Robert Harshly.

"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."


This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!




"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"

[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]

OUTch!...Part Zwei.

"...he was so full of himself that it didn't matter if anyone didn't like him. Because he liked himself enough for all of us."

Robert Best tells us who got on his nerves. What a shocker!! Read more here.

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