Mother Jugs

Kudos to Mrs. Seal for finally wearing a couple of outfits that didn't make us laugh. Last Wednesday may have been the first time all season that someone in our living room didn't say "What the hell is she wearing?"

She looked really cute in this little number.

But she looked downright HAWT in this one. DAYUM!

Even WE had a hard time keeping our eyes on her face. She must've figured "All the queens are eliminated! Time to show my titties!"

But Schätzchen, you probably shouldn't throw terms like "Milk maid" around when you're looking like that.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! (Part Zwei)

We've been meaning to do this for a while and since we've pretty much talked the latest episode to death, now seems like a good time. THANK YOU ALL once again for your support, your comments, your emails and your kind words. At the risk of repeating ourselves, we are absolutely blown away by the response this little cry for attention has received. And the best part? The cherry on top of this big gay sundae? You guys are the best, the smartest, the funniest, the bitchiest, the MOST FABULOUS crew of supporters any blog could ask for. We feel like you're all on the couch with us on Wednesday nights. We love you all! MWAH!

And since we couldn't fit this in anywhere else this week:

Ms. Klum, that is entirely too much tootie.

Dueling Heidis

NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED!

We've blown the lid off of Project Runway's latest scandal by cracking the code of this so-called "German" Heidi tried to slip past us.

"Listen, we want to keep the crazy guy for a few more episodes. Just say you like the dress and I'll get your daughter in the final three."

"Fine. Just promise me this won't be broadcast in Germany. I'd die if my neighbors saw me in this thing."

"She loves the dress!"

JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE

Sings a song, sounds like she's singin'


Ooh!
Baby, ooh!
Said ooh!

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!

Judging Robert Harshly.

"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."


This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!




"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"

[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]

DAYUM!

Heidi was working those legs last night.

"Hello! Welcome to the runway."


"Can you see my uterus from there? How's it look?"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Judging Angela. Harshly.

"Angela, your outfit was well constructed
but it was way too over the top.
We really question your taste level."


"Also, you need a hot oil treatment."

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Frikkin Bubble Skirts

Oh, we are SOOOOO gonna be ripping on Bubblehead all week.

"To me, it looks like your model is going exactly where you're going."

And that would be where, exactly?

The circus?

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Heidi

Just a quick question.
Who's doing your make-up, honey?
'Cause that's a L'Ot of L'Oréal.

[Screencap: Project RunGay]