NAZRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
That outfit was ass, but you still looked FIERCE. You could sashay down the runway in a diaper and a trashbag and still make it work (and this being PR, you probably will).

CAN'T WAIT to see you working a Pam Grier look tonight!

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The Hardly Boys

"Jeepers, Joe! What is the Secret of the Old Mill, anyway?"

"That you've got the taste of a love-starved hyena?"

"Rowr. Someone had their Bitcheeos this morning."

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I am Nina, hear me roar.

Anyone else notice that our girl Nina was a little...red hot last week?


"You SUCK!"


"Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?"


"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."


"God, why are you torturing me with these talentless hacks?"


"Do you see what you've done to me? Slackjawed! I'm slackjawed!"


"Back off, bitch! Those pants look like she took a shit in them!"


"We're gonna give it to Jubilee Jumbles? What the FUCK."


"Whatever, Heidi. It's not like I shop at Macy's anyway."

Nina honey, we love you like a gay kid love sequins, but it might be time to switch to decaf.

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There's something funny about that Macy's guy...

"Your next challenge will be to design a 3-piece
look for our INC brand at Macy's.
The winning designer will receive..."



"...a MILLION dollars!!"

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Are you there God? It's me, Alison.

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Judging Robert Harshly.

"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."


This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!




"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"

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An Exciting NEW Innovation in Women's Wear, Part Zwei!

WATERMELON PUSSY PANTS!

They're VULGAR!

They're UGLY!

They're UNFLATTERING!

Nina Garcia agrees! She says:

"I'd shoot these for Elle right now! Lemme get my gun!!"

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The Secret to Keith's Success.

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"I love color. I'm from the South."

?

WTF does THAT mean?

And why do we think this is what Kayne sees every morning when he wakes up?

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An Exciting NEW Innovation in Women's Wear!

JOCKSTRAPS!

They're FRESH!

They're FEMININE!

They're NOW!

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Bye Bonnie!

We'll never forget your work on...

And who could forget when you...

Oh, and there was that one time that you...


...

Mmmkay, buh-bye!

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Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Sayonara, Sucker!

Don't let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha!

Can you tell we're enjoying this?

"I still had a couple tricks up my sleeve." Pfft. Keith honey, they weren't up your sleeve, they were under your bed.

We can all learn a valuable lesson from this: don't ever fuck with a pageant queen from Oklahoma, 'cuz they will fuck your shit up!


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We can't freaking wait until tomorrow night!

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