The Secret to Keith's Success.

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Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Sayonara, Sucker!

Don't let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha!

Can you tell we're enjoying this?

"I still had a couple tricks up my sleeve." Pfft. Keith honey, they weren't up your sleeve, they were under your bed.

We can all learn a valuable lesson from this: don't ever fuck with a pageant queen from Oklahoma, 'cuz they will fuck your shit up!


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Sketchy Keith

"I made many, many outfits for the dog and I
thought about it a long time."

We managed to get a hold of Keith's sketches
for the dog outfit!

Check it out!

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Daily Affirmations, by Keith

"Mmmmmmm. I wonder what kind of praise I'm going to get today?"

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Use your pepper spray, Tara!

Wow, could she be any more uncomfortable?
Look at how she's sitting. Kick him in the balls, Tara!

He's so intense, little round mirrors are flying out of his head.


"But I thought you were a fairy!..."


"I think your legs are so important.
They're gorgeous!"

"Okay, I have a gun in my purse
and I'm totally not afraid to use it."

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Nina & Keith

Nina is all excited. She says "Can I see the back?"


And then she adds "And tell me about those buttons."

"Adorable!"

Sweetie, we love you, but c'mon. What's so innovative about buttons?

Oh look, here's a picture of Nina when she first arrived in New York.

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Keith

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways...
(Na na na na na na)

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