Squeeze those widdle cheeks!

How cute was he? "Thank you for having me." Such a nice boy.

To be honest, we were a little surprised. We're not supercrazy about Zac Posen, but he made for an excellent judge. His critiques were insightful and informative, but relatively kind. And he seemed genuinely happy to be there.

And the little ascot? Adorable! It's like we unexpectedly found ourselves at Thurston Howell IV's bar mitzvah.

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Oh, Uli. What are we gonna do with you?

"I'm gonna do a hippy, beach-party cocktail dress..."

GET OUT! We fell off our couch, we were so shocked! The twists and turns just keep on coming with the little German Dressmaker Who Could! Stun us again, Uli! Say something like "For this episode, I'm going to speak only with a German accent." Brilliance!

Aww, we love her. She's a sweetheart, but she's so predictable. Everyone take a shot each time she says "Miami." On second thought, don't. You'll pass out before the judging.

Anyway, the dress...what is there to say?

It's cute. It's fun. But we've seen so much of this already that we were just "ennh" about it.

Not that she needs them, but props need to be given to Nina. We joke about her being a bitch, but damn if she doesn't know her stuff. One suggestion from her and the dress looked about a thousand times prettier and more interesting.

But wait, what's this?

"If I go before Angela, it's gonna be embarrassing."

YES! We knew there was a little teutonic bitch under that adorable exterior! Let her out more often, Girl! She needs some air!

Put down the joint, pick up the phone, and CALL ME!

The fabulous Amanda sent us this:


Bradley Bongkirchner! HOT!

We always thought he was puppy-cute, but that is hot-guy-at-the-gym cute! Looks like he got the Reality Television Makeover, otherwise known as the "Wendy Pepper," or "Shit, do I really look like that?"

Bradley honey, ditch the bitch and make the switch. We are FIGHTING over who gets to do you.

Pippi Whorestocking

It's a little disturbing that so many designers last week interpreted "cocktail dress" as "streetwalker uniform."

As always with Jeffrey's designs, we WANT to like them, else we fear being seen as old farts, but there's "rock and roll" and then there's "cheap slut," and unfortunately, this design is far too much of the latter without enough of the former.

Aww, they look cute together, don't they? Like something out of a Tim Burton movie. "Corpse Hooker."

Gwen Stefani can wear some pretty out-there stuff some times, but as far as we can remember, she never wore anything from the Bebe Spring 1989 catalogue. We have no idea where Duchess Kors was getting the Stefani vibe.

That runway's starting to look a little like a convention down by the airport. Vincent's all "My girl has class. Your girl looks slutty. Oh god, I can't stop staring at her tootie. It's blowing my doors off."

The Epitome of "Workin' It."

We just had to post this.

How fabulous is this bitch? We especially love the Post-It note carefully placed under the heel to protect the leather on her vintage LV.

Is there anyone who could question our love for this woman?

Ohmigod, will those two queens ever shut up?

OutzoneTV was foolish enough to think we warranted an interview and fabulous enough to actually go through with it and post it.

Nina: Pure Lust

Nina tries to keep it all cool and aloof, but every once in a while, she sees something and she can't keep the fashiongasm off her face.

That needs to be on me. Now.


Oh God, I would look hot with that on me.
Imagine my hair with that on me.
Against my skin? Gorgeous.

Oh, yes. That definitely needs to be on me.
At a party. In front of men. And cameras.
With those earrings that I lifted from that shoot last week.

Who could possibly look better with that on them?
God, I'm fabulous. I wonder how my hair looks right now?

Rowr!