Squeeze those widdle cheeks!

How cute was he? "Thank you for having me." Such a nice boy.

To be honest, we were a little surprised. We're not supercrazy about Zac Posen, but he made for an excellent judge. His critiques were insightful and informative, but relatively kind. And he seemed genuinely happy to be there.

And the little ascot? Adorable! It's like we unexpectedly found ourselves at Thurston Howell IV's bar mitzvah.

Vincent: One last, loving look back.

"You are the most sensational-looking woman on this boat who's still talking to me. Of course I'm a little crazy."

"Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!"

There's a party on the Seine and everyone's coming!

Fille! Le Fierce! Now that's what we're talking about! Bitch looked FABULEUSE! The hair, the dress, the shoes, the jewelry, the sunglasses - talk about looking put together. Loved it!

The only way this picture could possibly look any more French is if Catherine Deneuve popped out of a giant croissant dressed like Edith Piaf singing La Marseillaise.

We think Mme. Malandrino has a little thing for our Hip-Hop Knight in Seersucker! How charming was he?

Great job on the "party," Bravo. We've been to birthday parties for 5-year-olds that were more involved than this. You rented a boat and put a bucket of free champagne out. Big frikkin whoop. We were sorely disappointed, but probably not as much as the designers were.

Work them beads, girl!

Diane Von Fabulousberg

There's absolutely nothing bitchy we can say about this woman. If she sprouted little wings and took to holding a sparkly wand, she couldn't be any more of the perfect fairy godmother for us. We just want to get some big fluffy pillows, lay at her feet and ask her to talk about fashion. She's perfect.

Ooooh, now that sounds like an important title!

Otherwise known around the office as "Daddy's Little Girl."
In other news, she's awfully...shiny, isn't she?

And what's with the Wilma Flintstone look?

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Tara and the dress.

Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!

Miss Japan was the crowd's favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet Miss Japan is going to curse the judges in all the languages she knows.


Miss Puerto Rico won with her slutty dress. She's gorgeous!


"Es un milagro de la Virgen María!!"

And then the bitch fainted. We kid you not.
More here.

[Photos: Yahoo.com]

Vera Wang.

Vera totally got into the spirit of things.

"I haven't sewn in 25 years, but I made this dress
in 12 hours out of the lining to an old set of luggage!"
You go, girl!

[Screencap: Project RunGay]