Put down the joint, pick up the phone, and CALL ME!

The fabulous Amanda sent us this:


Bradley Bongkirchner! HOT!

We always thought he was puppy-cute, but that is hot-guy-at-the-gym cute! Looks like he got the Reality Television Makeover, otherwise known as the "Wendy Pepper," or "Shit, do I really look like that?"

Bradley honey, ditch the bitch and make the switch. We are FIGHTING over who gets to do you.

Bradley The Pooh.

Awwwww. We were kind of heartbroken last night when Bradley Bongkirchner got auf'd. Yeah, the outfit was an affront to all that is fierce and fabulous in this world, and yeah, if Cher was standing in front of him when he presented that thing she probably would have ripped his head off and swallowed it whole, but who doesn't love our tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff?

Bye Bradley!

Bradley and Alison bond.

Alison: "Haha! Dude, my dog totally looks like you."
Bradley: "Oh wow, my dog totally looks like you. Haha!"
Alison: "Haha!"
Bradley: ...
Alison: ...
Bradley: "I'll give you a quarter ounce for the dog."
Alison: "Deal."

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Bradley Bongkirchner

"Oh wow, dude. Those lights are like... all bright and shit."


"Dude! You got any Doritos?"


"Man, I totally held that hit for like...twenty minutes. Awesome.
Hey...am I supposed to like, make a dress or something?"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Bradley & Robert

"Oh, sweet."
Ew, no Bradley! Gross.
Robert! Didn't you ever hear of Clorox?

[Screencap: Project RunGay]